In the Year 2000: Lakers Game 7 Predictions

In honor of Conan O’ Brien’s “In the year 2000,” we here at PAL Campaign have compiled a list of what would happen if (when) the Lakers win game 7 against the Boston Celtics.

1. Nate Robinson and Glen Davis join the cast of “Shrek on Ice.”
2. DJ Mbenga signs on to star in KaZaam 2
3. Shannon Brown continues to redeem his All-Star Weekend Slam Dunk Contest performance by making a slam dunk that creates a vortex in time.
4. Doc Rivers legally changes his name to Nurse Rivers.
5. Los Angeles suffers a record breaking plummet in work productivity as 99% of employees suddenly get sore throats and call in sick on Friday.
6. Rajon Rondo wins best acting performance by a male lead in a dramatic sports series for his mouth covering scene in game 6.
7. Rajon Rondo signs endorsement deal with Band-Aid Brand.
8. Phil Jackson and Derek Fisher both sign on for another year with the Lakers.
9. Lakers will repeat their performance in 2011 for a three-peat!
10. To help celebrate the Lakers victory, PAL Campaign will award 5 lucky fans a free PAL Campaign T-Shirt! To enter for a chance to win, leave a comment on this post with your name, city, favorite player on the Lakers and favorite PAL Campaign T-Shirt!

So as you can all see, not only are things like the possibility of KaZaam 2 and a three-peat on the line, so is the chance for a PAL Campaign t-shirt! Show some love!

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